tastefullyoffensive:

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"Hey, I have something to say to you, MAN. I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours, I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I HATE your pants suit, I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter! And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! I am almost done. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!" — Jessica Day/ Zooey Deschanel  (via alexaaact)

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lwac:

I had way too much fun making this….

Mindset of a RA right before (or during) Winter Training

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